i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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