Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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