I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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