i think i have herpe
just one?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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