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go home
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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