There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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