I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I want to make a zoo with you.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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