Its about making memories worth repressing
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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