8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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