Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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