these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
