oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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