another moral hangover. fuck.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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