No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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