She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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