Whod you bang
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Randomize
