apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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