are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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