I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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