do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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