you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this will be a night to untag.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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