shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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