at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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