oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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