My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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