get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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