You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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