Got a toothbrush?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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