we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
