I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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