I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
there was a trapeze. enough said
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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