and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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