This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
