1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so let's talk penis.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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