just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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