best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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