boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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