Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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