I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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