that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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