My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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