Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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