margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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