sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
