What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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