yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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