how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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