i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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