I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So here I am, sexting at work.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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