would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
